THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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