I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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