She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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