I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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