Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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