when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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