shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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