I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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