just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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