I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
