I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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