The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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