It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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