I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
