he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
