Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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