I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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