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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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