i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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