i permit you to call me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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