i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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