ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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