my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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