we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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