So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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