Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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