Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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