at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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