I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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