So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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