How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
