There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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