1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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