There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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