K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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