Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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