Grow some girl-balls and come out already
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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