He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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