Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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