So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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