No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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