Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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