My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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