You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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