If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am one with the molecules
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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