I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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