I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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