Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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