:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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