We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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