My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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