Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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