only if we run a train.
done.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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