As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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